Anonymous asked:
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. take a chance :) text me 650-319-6091

art-is-the-movement:

Wow thank you haha that was pretty smooth I’ll give you that, but the only one I’ll be texting is my wonderful boyfriend :)

Rekt


Woah

Haven’t been in tumblr in 2 years o.o I’m surprised people still note my bullshit.


pedantic-pontificating-bastards:

red pandas are the derps of the animal kingdom